one might say we're banned from that church
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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