now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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