you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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