All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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