I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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