he wants to bone in the snuggie
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
There's always time for handjobs
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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