just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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