So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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