just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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