Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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