Fuck appropriateness.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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