Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
only you would photoshop your dick
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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