You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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