I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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