Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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