Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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