you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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