D3 body, D1 cock
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize