First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize