member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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