Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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