if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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