Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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