how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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