apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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