I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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