umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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