Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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