Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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