and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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