they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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