I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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