You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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