He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Yes. It does.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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