well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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