Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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