Need sex. Gaining weight.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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