margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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