I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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