so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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