I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
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Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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