Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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