Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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