The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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