Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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