Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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