are you so shy because you have an std?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I have fence marks all over my body
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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