My Higher Power is John Stamos
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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