So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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