DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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